Michael Jai White:
Michael Jai White Naked
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Information:
Name: Michael Jai White
Born: 1967-11-10
Height: 1.83
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Filmography:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991), Justice League Heroes (2006), The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie (1989), Universal Soldier: The Return (1999), Getting Played (2005)
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How are men like noodles?
They are always in
hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
AlphonsoHalfburinnlb
Why did the cowboy
die with his
boots on ?
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the
bucket
!
FitzAdamOrdlandJK
Come on, Fred,
I'll take you to the zoo. If
the zoo wants me, let them come and get
me!
LorahKeithnS
The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you
understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?"
"I do."
"Do you
understand what will happen if you are not truthful?"
"Sure," said
the witness. "My side will win."
NeillBinksG
Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !
Tommy:
No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it
!
AbleTupperNL
Q: What is 68 to a blonde?
A: Where she
goes down on you and you owe her one.
GradonAddneyIU
Diner: May I please have a glass of
water?
Waiter: Why, are you thirsty?
Diner: No, I want to see if my neck
leaks.
SecgGaukrogeraP
What do you get if you cross a bee with a
parrot?
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
ColumConwayEl
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income
family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
BirrGleisDj
Judge to witness: "And where was the location of
the
accident?"
Witness: "Approximately milepost
499."
Judge:: "And where is milepost 499?"
Witness: "About halfway
between milepost 498 and milepost
500."
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