Jennifer Aspen:
Jennifer Aspen
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Information:
Name: Jennifer Aspen
Born: 1973-10-09
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
Claude's Crib (1997), Brotherly Love (1996), Rodney (2008), Vanilla Sky (2001), Screwed: A Hollywood Bedtime Story (1998)
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John Barrowman:
John Barrowman
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Information:
Name: John Barrowman
Born: 1967-03-11
Height: 1.83
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Filmography:
The Winner's Story (2007), Loose Women (2007), Doctor Who (2005), The Paul O'Grady Show (2008), The Friday Night Project (2007)
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You send it COD
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Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the
larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why?
Fred: I
don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other
one.
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WIFE: The 2 things I cook best
are meatloaf
and apple pie.
HUSBAND: Which is this?
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Mother: Why was the phone busy all
night?
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
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Louise was watching her big sister covering her
face
with cream.
"What's that for?" she asked.
"To make me
beautiful," came the reply.
Louise then watched in silence as she
wiped her face clean.
"Doesn't work, does it?" was her comment.
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Why was the big, hairy,
two-headed monster
top of the class at school?
Because two heads are better than
one.
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Q. What
did the blonde's left leg say to
her right leg? A: Between the two of
us, we can make a lot of
money.
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Why is the space between a
woman's breasts
and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another
pair of *** in there.
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Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it
was the chickens day off.
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Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her
kittens? - A: Because she
wanted to mail a litter.
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