Why was the birthday cake as hard
as a
rock?
Because it was marble cake!
LairdFaustoKl
What is stronger an elephant or a snail
?
A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its
trunk !
HananAdoeeteKN
What do you do if you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up.
AzariahuLivingstonePa
Why were men given larger brains
than
dogs?
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
MayerGarrenWm
yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like
a
pack of hot dogs
TaytenBeornetfz
One of the bachelors in the
apartment
development sneaked up
behind an older woman, covered her eyes with his
hands, and said,
"I'm
going to kiss you if you can't tell me
who I am in three guesses."
She quickly answered, "George Washington!
Thomas Jefferson!
Abraham Lincoln!"
RaedfordThompsonpy
What's the difference between a peeping Tom and
someone who's just got out of the bath?
One is rude and nosey.
The other is nude and rosey!
AlricClaymoreIu
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use
for the
floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles
ChasudEnnisyh
What do you get if you cross a computer with a
hamburger?
A big mac.
EumannDewainNY
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Button
!
Button who ?
Button in is not polite !
JaxDoctorOB